martes, 9 de junio de 2009

Aphorisms


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  • ENGLISH IS EVERYWHERE. EVEN IN YOU.
  • I’VE LEARNT MORE FROM YOU THAN YOU FROM ME.
  • READING FEEDS THE SOUL. GET FAT.
  • THE ONLY THING I DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOU IS YOUR DEPARTURE.
  • LIFE IS NOT FAIR. I THINK IT’S MORE BLONDE-LIKE.
  • BE WISER IN FUTURE, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T BE NICER.
  • THERE ARE TWO THINGS I USUALLY MISS: THE BUS AND YOU.
  • SOME THINGS ARE NOT TAUGHT IN BOOKS BUT IN PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
  • MY LIFE IS DIVIDED IN TWO: BEFORE AND AFTER YOU.
  • I TRIED TO REMEMBER YOUR FAULTS BUT I FORGOT ALL.
  • AS FOR TEACHING, YOU MAKE IT SPECIAL.
  • A GOOD STUDENT MAKES A TEACHER EXCELLENT.
  • I LIKE THE WAY YOU SMILE IN ENGLISH.
  • WHEN I MET YOU I THOUGHT LIFE WAS WONDERFUL. NOW I’M SURE.
  • WORKING WITH YOU WAS NOT A JOB.
  • IF I EVER GOT ANGRY WITH YOU, IT WAS JUST TO GET CLOSER AFTERWARDS.
  • FRIENDSHIP IS A BOAT WHICH NEVER SINKS.
  • YOU ARE LIKE SACCHARIN: YOU MAKE LIFE SWEETER BUT AREN’T FATTENING.
  • AN ENVIOUS MAN SEES WHERE YOU ARE, NOT WHERE YOU COME FROM.